Open letter to Prunicorns,
Dear prunicorns. When I first learned of your existence I was floored. The fact that there can be unicorns that are prunes, reaches a level of incredulity that far surpasess the fact that there can be unicorns in the first place. Then, I saw your leader Charm Charm on the MTV VMA's doing the nasty-wasty in a not so appropriate way, in fact she was doing it in a notsopropriate way. It was too much. Don't yall know how important it is to maintain a level of high falootin ness in this media cycle? do you want to encourage all of the _icorns of all varieties to behave boguswise? I mean Come on! There are two kind of prunicorns in this world. Nonexistant ones and fresh out the prune jar ones, which are real. It behooves me to think of what it must involve for you to make pools of juice all pruny when you stomp in it.