tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-146159032024-03-12T16:52:33.675-07:00Sugaragus!Bloodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03831660391399928470noreply@blogger.comBlogger62125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14615903.post-80184462610510680922014-03-12T09:35:00.003-07:002014-03-12T09:35:47.742-07:00<div style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">
<span style="background-color: white;"><b>THE LIZARD STORY</b></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">There once was a <span class="il">lizard</span>.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">He died and went into another dimension.<br /></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">When he landed on the moon in that dimension he noticed that his fingers were dipped in gold and that he was wearing black horn rimmed glasses.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The moonbots took one look at him and they said.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Fuckoo liz.WE DONT WANT NO REPSTERS.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Whats that said the <span class="il">lizard</span>?</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">You uffing know. You Reptile! You Hipster! You.... Hipzard!</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">No bots! I am not one of those! Just a freindly lizz.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Oh really? Prove it! Or wellll. Well Rip you!</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Uhhh....How?</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Take off your coat, put a song in your throat, and let the dead-beats pound all around.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Ok. um... gimme a minute.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Liz walked over to the nearest moon dune and had a sit. How am I going to accomplish that? Whatever the fuck the moonbots just described? That they want me to do? <span class="il">Lizard</span> began praying to Mighty Tim. The living god of <span class="il">Lizards</span> since the time of the green v. brown <span class="il">lizard</span> wars. It was said Mighty Tim came down and shook the green <span class="il">lizard</span> leader and the Brown <span class="il">lizard</span> leader and made them look at eachother and said. Look at you guys! You both got you some scales and boogly eyes! You are one and the same! Now love one another before its too late and eat some bugs and go bang lizzie ladies and watch out for snakes and birds and cats. THOSE are your enemz. Remember. Venemz and Beaks and Claws. Venemz and Beaks and Claws!</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Oh Mighty Tim. You never mentioned Moon Bots!</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Just then the green sky ope'd, and Mighty Tim came down to the dune.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Mighty Tim Is that you? </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Mighty Tim said. <span class="il">Lizard</span>. I'm dead too. I cant do shit for ya dude. But, you should know.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Yeah?</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The reason for the hipster glasses. you see, you're just here for a spell. This world is not your home. You're just passing through. And before you are on the next one, you have to prove yourself in each realm on your death journey into the Great Wide White. </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Oh. Is that why I am seeing all of these tracers?</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Yes. That is why you are seeing all of those tracers.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Huh.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">....I see them too man. I see them too.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Anyway.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Yeah. Anyway when you get plunked down on this moon from the earth life you just came from that guy, wuzzis name? Oh I think its Trent Reznor? Well, the guy who made and makes the rules? He made an edict which states: When the souls of boogly eyed things gets fwapped up into the sky after death they must be prepared to see what they need to see like the front faced eyed among us. So It shall be heretofore made thus: They shall be given specs.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Oh. Ok. Um.... well so then why these guys don't like me?</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Because there was once another race on this here moon. I put an end to them myself. Names was the Holly Buddies. They were nothing like Buddy Holly. In fact they were the opposite, but they all looked like him and they made things awful. Among the great travesties they wrought were: Peeling the flesh off moonbots for fun, stealing the gloworbs from their resting place in the great temple of the callipygian honeys, separating the great sands betwixt.... and flooding the deltawhirls. Fuck those guys.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Ok. thankyou Mighty T. But lemme ask you-</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">OHP! No more time to chat! I have to blast. Good luck dude!!!! Wooooooahhh</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Mighty Tim lifted off, above a great conflagration of cloud balls and shot up into the sky. The last the <span class="il">lizard</span> saw of him was a wisen'd glint in this mighty eyes....as if to say: <span class="il">Lizard</span>. Do your thing.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Oh woe now what? thought the <span class="il">Lizard</span>, feeling Ill.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">What did they say "Take off your coat?" But I'm not wearing one!?... Oh wait a minute ! I can shed my shit!</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">He squeezed and he squeezed and then shed his skin.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Oh man that felt good! Ok now what? "Put a song in your throat!" Well... I suppose I could sing? Is that what that means?</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">He started to hum Everyday by buddy holly because Mighty Tim had just mentioned it.... then <span class="il">Lizard</span> continued on thinkin. Ok.... well. what was that last thing..... "Let the Dead Beats pawn all raw?" "Hell! eat the dead bats?" </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">What did he say? Damn I don't remember it quite right.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Just then a huge wind blew over the dune and into the <span class="il">lizards</span> face. It felt like a great storm was coming. <span class="il">Lizard</span> peered into the moon desert and wondered if he would need to burrow down or something. Suddenly he heard a buzzing sound. Some bee looking things, which were bees, started to slowly land on like a bump in a clearing beneath the dune.... Shit perhaps I should inspect thought the <span class="il">lizard</span>.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">He cautiously sauntered over while more and more bees came down to the mound. He could see something writhing under all of the bees.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">"..... hhhh he hellllllp......" he heard a voice say.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Oh man this thing is getting all kinds of smothered and maybe stung maybe I should do something?<br /></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The <span class="il">lizard</span> whipped his tail back and forth (and the tracers were epic) and the bees started to disperse... revealing one lonely looking thug with a knocked over ducati motorcycle.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Hey thanks man those bees were not joking around</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Oh its not a problem. My name is <span class="il">lizard</span>.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">I'm Handgun Henstridge. Oye Can you help me get the bike back up?</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Sure.... here.... said <span class="il">Lizard</span>. They propped up the bike and Handgun Henstridge started straddle up on the thing. </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Here, hop on up man! I'll take you back to the bar and we could do some shots and I could pay you back for your bee deed.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Oh.... well Ok but I have to do something first otherwise the moonbots told me they are going to rip me. </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Oh those guys? Yeah I've seen them do that before. To a buddy of mine. They were not joking around. What do you need to do? </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">They said I have to prove to them that I'm not a Repster. And that I have to "Let the head beets found down a brown crown?"</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Fuck you talking about man?</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">I d'ont know. <span class="il">Lizard</span> frowned bad. I guess I should just give up. Times two. <span class="il">Lizard</span> started thinking what it would be like to get ripped by the moonbots. Did that mean he would be dead again? did that mean he would be in alot of pain? The <span class="il">lizard</span> really didn't like pain. Pain is not something that this <span class="il">lizard</span> needed in his life, any more than you or me. He put his <span class="il">lizard</span> hands on his head.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Hmmm.... wait guy. I think.... Did you say they said "Let the Dead Beats Pound all around?" </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Hey! Yeah thats what they said! Do you know what it means?</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">No but I think I know somebuh that do.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Ok.... </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Yeah man Hop on pop!</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">What? </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Get on the Bike!!!</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Just then <span class="il">Lizard</span> felt a weird sense of something. Like Handgun Henstridge maybe wasn't looking out for his best interests. </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Dude I just told you I have to take care of this first.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">No you don't! We can come back when we talk to my guy.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Who is your guy?</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">You don't know him. Just be cool man.Hop on up here and well go visit my guy. Here let me just type his name in my GPS.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Henstridge started reaching for something in the front of his bike. Before he knew what he was doing <span class="il">Lizard</span> tail whipped him good. Knocked a gun out his mitts.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">I knew it! You like to shot guns don't you?</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Well, Duh! My momma named thusly me di'n'she? Handgun reached quick for his crotch, where he was known to keep another heater in his days.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span class="il">Lizard</span> flipped over his front and did a tail slam all flashy and looked knocked the Henstridge and bike back down into the dirt. Take that bitch.Take that Bitch! <span class="il">Lizard</span> was feeling good beating dudes ass but also in a few minutes felt the moral issues involved.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">If I leave this guy the bees will come back and they will finish him off. Should I take part in something like that? Is that what Mighty Tim would think was a good idea in this situation? Would I be able to live with myself. Shit.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span class="il">Lizard</span> put the bike on top of of Handgun and sat down on top of that.... hmmm.... should I wait here? Are the moonbots going to come back? What should I do with my life? </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The wind was getting colder and colder. I have to get underground the <span class="il">Lizard</span> thought. I cant let the dead beats pound if I freeze to death. <span class="il">Lizard</span> started digging, so that he could get Henstridge, the bike and himselves bodies could be under the dirt but they're nostrils (well, the bike didn't need to breathe at least) above ground. This is tough thought <span class="il">Lizard</span>, the grown was harder than he thought it was going to be.... but he dug and dug and got the feeling like he was almost finished, he had made three good ditches when suddenly the dirt beneath the ditch he was digging for the bike started to quicksand. It poured into a big opening beneath. And suddenly they were all falling down.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">They landed in a crumple, Henstridge, the Bike and the <span class="il">Lizard</span>. But nobody's back got fucked up. <span class="il">Lizard</span> got up and looked around. It was the living room of the moonbots and they had just popped Transformers 2 into the dvd player. Two moonbots on the couch looked pissed off.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Hey REPSTER whathefuckyoudoing in our den? We are watching this dvd.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span class="il">Lizard</span> couldn't think of anything to say in the glow of the bigscreen'd FBI warnings. Henstridge started grunting and rubbing his temples. The Bike didn't say anything.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Bitchin Ducati! said a moonbot. Hey shh its starting. The surround sound was fucking excellent.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Wait! <span class="il">Lizard</span> said. Pause it!</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">uhh.... the other moonbot pointed the remote at the DVD player and paused it.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Thankyou. Moonbots. I aint a Repster. And I dont know what you want of me, but as you can see I have shed my coat and I sang a sweet melody song.... but guys, I don't know how to let the dead beats pound all around.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Fuck man cant we just watch our movie? We will rip you afterwards.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">What. Do you want me to do to prove my Non Repster Status!</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Wait, said <span class="il">Lizard</span>, do you want to take these? You can keep the bike and this asshole, and....forget about the Deadbeats Pounding thing? You can have these guys and let me go? </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Sure. Sounds good. Lets watch this movie now. </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">And, will you.... promise to feed him, this guy?</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Ok, he is kind of cute. Dude? said a moonbot to Henstridge. Want some popcorn?</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">Yeah thankyou.... Said Henstridge as he crawled towards and then sat down on the couch and soon him and the bots were mesmirized by the action packed wonders of the great and mighty Autobots. Nobody could see or sense it but the Ducati was smiling....</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">The <span class="il">lizard</span> started to vibrate and helicopter his tail upward so he rise get up above the caved in ceiling and leave the moon surface behind. He felt a great buoyancy to his being and felt like he had done the right thing and proven himself in this realm.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">On to the next one. thought the <span class="il">lizard</span>....</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;">On to the next one indeed. Said the narrator</span></div>
Bloodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03831660391399928470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14615903.post-75040488854757366232013-10-05T22:20:00.001-07:002014-03-12T09:42:58.238-07:00Open letter to Prunicorns,Open letter to Prunicorns,<br />
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Dear prunicorns. When I first learned of your existence I was floored. The fact that there can be unicorns that are prunes, reaches a level of incredulity that far surpasess the fact that there can be unicorns in the first place. Then, I saw your leader Charm Charm on the MTV VMA's doing the nasty-wasty in a not so appropriate way, in fact she was doing it in a notsopropriate way. It was too much. Don't yall know how important it is to maintain a level of high falootin ness in this media cycle? do you want to encourage all of the _icorns of all varieties to behave boguswise? I mean Come on! There are two kind of prunicorns in this world. Nonexistant ones and fresh out the prune jar ones, which are real. It behooves me to think of what it must involve for you to make pools of juice all pruny when you stomp in it.Bloodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03831660391399928470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14615903.post-2437503882260285802013-08-20T14:15:00.001-07:002013-08-20T14:18:00.122-07:00We are not alone <span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">One day:</span><br />
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At 15:14 hours a signal was received, coming from somewhere in the small Magellenic Cloud system. It had repeating phrases of noise bursts but no apparent larger pattern. It was soon found that the inner "smaller" sinusoidal phrases could be restructured as decimals of Pi but no clearer message could be found in the bursts.</div>
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Purplexed the White House dispersed requests for proposals for any consultants or independent contractors who could decipher this message.</div>
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Then on the 14th day after receipt of the message, a scholar, one Timothy Conasthé working in Medieval astronomy department of University of California (which it should be noted recently and somewhat mysteriously received numerous grants from Lockheed-Martin) emailed an urgent memo to the DOD explaining that in one of the once lost and mostly discredited manuscripts of the Persian astronomer Abd al-Rahman al Sufi, it was prophesied, -or to be more exact <i>derived</i> from recently discovered algorithms used to calculate trajectories of the stars- that a 'glowing being bearing idols and machinations of light and sound' would one day return to this sphere from eons of exploration and come to reclaim its apparent "Throne of the world." and rule us for the following 5 eons. The "Throne of the World" when translated from<span style="font-size: medium;">: عرعرش العالم</span> was previously dismissed as meaning "a chair hung in the lower canopy of the sky" and therefore metaphysical nonsense, but this scholar. In addition Abd Al-Rahman provided a name<span style="font-size: medium;">: </span><b style="font-size: large;">بجعة الملكة </b>meaning queen of the swans or "Swan Queen." According to the mysterious algorithmic results: This "Swan Queen" was supposed to come to earth from somewhere in the Magellenic cloud system sometime in the early 21st century.<br />
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Most of the administration in the white house scoffed at all this. And for that matter a large section of astronomers, astrophysicists and meteorologists, stated that using proper deductive reasoning from science. This is black and white. Occams razor and logic. Get your head out of your ass seti. This is nothing! Just more noise from space, like you've been receiving since you started!</div>
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An intern at SETI was fucking around in his downtime. Using some open source video-decription software fed a series of <span style="color: #444444; line-height: 16px;">44.1kHz</span> of dividual points taken from the sound samples of the message, and then processed into individual bmp files then again edited together at the timeline of the corresponding original sound file. He pressed render and waited. After coming back to his desk with a fresh black coffee and a danish...</div>
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The video flickered into focus after 3.14 seconds of technicoloric static bursts on his screen. ....<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pco91kroVgQ">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pco91kroVgQ</a></div>
Bloodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03831660391399928470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14615903.post-53210274483483780512012-02-07T13:17:00.001-08:002012-02-07T13:17:28.448-08:00<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbiWcoEtNBk&feature=youtu.be">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbiWcoEtNBk&feature=youtu.be</a>Bloodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03831660391399928470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14615903.post-4460642336377269612012-02-03T09:36:00.001-08:002012-02-03T09:44:57.872-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span ><u><br /></u></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span ><u>the JIM ACE affair CHECKITOUT!!!!!</u></span></div><a href="http://www.tattoosamoa.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Malu-tatoo.jpg"></a><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">Jim Ace looked like guy looks, average. Normal, dude. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">I looked at him so, yeah, and I know what an average kind of guy looks like because I am a National Boundary Inspector. NBI's see all types cuz all types have to pass through the lines to live. What I mean is- sorry I'm not being explicit here.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">Nowadays the only way to make a living is to move along to find work, to travel. Traveling. People travel. Its what free people do. The only folks who don't are the government like me. So I let ace through. Because, in addition to him looking normal, his trailer was clean. He checked out.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">So then, you're telling me he was a spy. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">He's a spy. Jesus Christ. </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; ">All I saw was his skin.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">Yes. We have to see their skin, what the fuck do you think?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">How are we supposed to know who is government and who is not? </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; ">Travelers' skin is chemically tattooed and ours is genetically tattooed. </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; ">What is wrong with you? Journalism. These days. Shit.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">Ink Journalism with real ink. That's how it used to be. </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; ">Ink, facts. Yeah, sorry. Yeah I know you are just doing your job. Well. I was doing mine... </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; ">So all I saw was his skin. And it was clean, like the trailer.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">And I took Ace's picture and passed him through the proper scanners and took his tongue out and put it on the belt and it came out clean too.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">What? Oh, that means it was COA: a Certified Oldsmith Appendage. I let him through. </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; ">And then I saw the news. He was dead and had already leaked secrets. Red, red everywhere.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">Well, the first thought I had was to tell my daughter to go put all our gold and copper etchings in the silo. Then I called my boss and he had to stay put, but "don't worry everything will be OK." And "don't do anything" meaning don't lock or unlock anything. I ate a milk-goat... Just one. USDA normal, like usual, and said a prayer and stayed put like he said.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">The news said Ace was killed by an authorized asthma attack, That was how I knew there was something else going on because, like I said, his skin and trailer were clean. Health too.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">The diagnostic machines are calibrated every day. I know cuz I have to use them on my own body to get into the facility, I see to it myself see?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">The secrets are either Government or NGE. If they are NGE then its got to be an enemy of Oldsmith. If it is Government it has to be an enemy of Government. Can't be anything else.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">Non-governmental Entities don't play games, they play money. Like, for example it could be something about Oldsmith's boundary rights fuck I don't know.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">What? Cant be culture-poison. Culture-poison, that's just fucking absurd. Its not from anyone important celebrity-wise. I mean. The secrets are not definitely not art-terrorism because the ARTists like to make themselves known asap. And like, everyone moving all the time you know? Its not where you're from its where you're at. And there is no 'at' anymore! So it cant be style wars. It can't be traditional nationalism. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">I'm from here. Government people- me and my wife and daughter. CanadAE. That's what we believe in so... no one is interested in being 'free to stay' anymore, the ad campaigns for Old "house and home" freedom (the freedom to stay within one boundary) don't work that way on us. We know who we are and we are Government. We stay because we always stayed and those who have to move move because it is our job to keep them moving....<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">Ace... Ace had his documentation registered in 2111, a year ago. So I didn't have to parse it for Non-g continuity or grammar.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">It said he was a clown for Michelin, looked good to me and my boss. Why don't I think this is a tire issue? Rubber-trade secrets or something?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">Cuz we know that his skin was institutionally grown. With powder by Academic Agencies and that means: my job is fucked. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">My daughter will be apprehended and I will be neuralized.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">We are skin checkers. That is what we are. Our union is a union of skin checkers. And it is bloody, bloody fortified.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">Our history goes back to the days of stem-cell grants. NIH made us happen and NLRB had our back. But of course now there is no NIH. Academic Agencies have been independent NGE's for years now. Which means they do RFP-RFQ's... they contract their work out to whoever the fuck...<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">And if they can grow a sector's epidermal mass, whether NGE or Government, and make it look like either... then the Oldsmith machines have to be overhauled, and us NBI's have to be neuralized.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">But you give me assurences. Nuralizers give pre-therapy I know what's coming. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">This aint that? So what is it? Do you have a daughter? Ok then what do you have?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">---<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">Our discussion ended there. Mr. Sherman wanted to be sure I would use his name in this article so I cannot disclose whether he has been neuralized or not.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; "> [ touch here to FADE INTO WATER *only limited moneyed can touch* &privacy&policy <!--[if gte vml 1]><v:shapetype id="_x0000_t75" coordsize="21600,21600" spt="75" preferrelative="t" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" filled="f" stroked="f"> <v:stroke joinstyle="miter"> <v:formulas> <v:f eqn="if lineDrawn pixelLineWidth 0"> <v:f eqn="sum @0 1 0"> <v:f eqn="sum 0 0 @1"> <v:f eqn="prod @2 1 2"> <v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelWidth"> <v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelHeight"> <v:f eqn="sum @0 0 1"> <v:f eqn="prod @6 1 2"> <v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelWidth"> <v:f eqn="sum @8 21600 0"> <v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelHeight"> <v:f eqn="sum @10 21600 0"> </v:formulas> <v:path extrusionok="f" gradientshapeok="t" connecttype="rect"> <o:lock ext="edit" aspectratio="t"> </v:shapetype><v:shape id="Picture_x0020_1" spid="_x0000_i1025" type="#_x0000_t75" alt="https://mail.google.com/mail/e/330" style="'width:9pt;height:9pt;"> <v:imagedata src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\Josh\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtmlclip1\01\clip_image001.gif" title="330"> </v:shape><![endif]--><!--[if !vml]--><img width="12" height="12" src="file:///C:/DOCUME~1/Josh/LOCALS~1/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif" alt="https://mail.google.com/mail/e/330" shapes="Picture_x0020_1" /><!--[endif]--> FADE INTO WATER touch here]<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; "><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">Oldsmith industries chairman [NAME NOT GATHERED] has released a series of images which are touchable for 30 limited moneys but were not decrypted prior to their release so they will have to be factored into this article.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; "> <------------------- To Factor Oldsmith Images TOUCH HERE <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; "> TOUCH HERE to know the truth without borrowing anything--------><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <table class="MsoTableGrid" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" style="border-collapse:collapse;border:none;mso-border-alt:solid windowtext .5pt; mso-yfti-tbllook:1184;mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt"> <tbody><tr> <td width="319" valign="top" style="width:239.4pt;border:solid windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt:solid windowtext .5pt;padding:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt"> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; ">*credit is not available for account-holding GAMERS * If using a mobile device TOUCH HERE for a fixed port rate* </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "> </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "> &privacy&policy <span style="font-family:Wingdings;mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-char-type:symbol;mso-symbol-font-family: Wingdings">J</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; ">Oldsmith industries limited chairman [NAME NOT GATHERED] Factored into the article:</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; ">“We are glad today. We are issuing 10,000 Diamond Class Supplimental-Group-Theory Shares</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; ">[AKA “known-shares’] to anyone who has information concerning ACE’s purpose and international backers. We are interested in swallowing them whole and I can assure you <i>we will swallow them whole!</i> That information is very valuable to us and we are offering to let any gatherers opt out of our Info-rights in its creation. The shares are our gift to you but you will also be made an honorary member of our Non Terror Class! Thankyou! Because we know this is a global security issue and it effects babies. Even the babies of any of you out there who are having them unauthorized. It will effect your children’s rights and duties and we love each and every one of you. Oldsmith has been in the business of loving each and every one of your babies for centuries now. Thankyou!”</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; ">[touch here to FADE INTO GLASS touch here]</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; ">[TOUCH HERE TO learn more about Oldsmith Chairman {name not gathered}’s parents, including their favorite meal course TOUCH HERE]</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; ">[touch here to FILE YOUR TAXES and remember you can also touch ANYWHERE OUTSIDE OF THE SCREEN to contact the police THIN AIR IS FINE!]</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><o:p> </o:p></p> </td> <td width="319" valign="top" style="width:239.4pt;border:solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-left:none;mso-border-left-alt:solid windowtext .5pt;mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt;padding:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt"> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; ">[TOUCH here to know the truth without borrowing anything and how you can REFORM JOURNALIZM subscribe for free emails courtesy of our friends at DOWN-LOG]</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; ">Oldsmith industries limited chairman [NAME NOT GATHERED] NOT Factored into the article:</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; ">“Ace is a mole for a Negative Equity holding firm which we are investigating in partnership with the department of justice but whose notational origins are not currently known.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; ">“The disclosure of information through CanadAE borders has released uncertainty into the markets and, while we will be debiting a $300,000 uncertainty fee from the treasury, which you will see on our itemized SUNSHINE tax releif settlement statement, we are certain that it will not have any effect on our stock price so no government job names or ranks will be cancelled or reissued at this time - outside of the unfortunate circumstances which have transpired, our friends at the the National Border Inspections agency <i>chairman [NAME NOT GATHERED]’s face shining with tears</i> will remain in place but will have to moratorium-defunded for the time being.<i> </i>We are always learning, and we are always giving, so we must make our choices right. Thankyou very much”</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; ">A separate email was sent and authorized by Oldsmith Spokesemail [THANKYOU for automatic factoring TOUCH HERE to find out more about automatic factoring ] which states “<i>Oldsmith has been working closely with The TFBS, treaty framework for border security to make sure that our machine and personell standards reflect this unfortunate incident. Thankyou to our brave men and women and babies in the Government for your faithful service. Remember. You make the clock tick and we are greasing the great clock, but time is ours together.<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><i><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; ">[touch here to FILE YOUR TAXES and remember you can also touch ANYWHERE OUTSIDE OF THE SCREEN to contact the police THIN AIR IS FINE!]</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><i><o:p> </o:p></i></p> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p>Bloodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03831660391399928470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14615903.post-25675372284849707792010-06-06T12:46:00.001-07:002014-03-12T09:48:15.464-07:00<div>
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height="385"></embed></object>Bloodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03831660391399928470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14615903.post-60113130910699593592010-01-14T22:27:00.001-08:002010-01-14T22:28:24.791-08:00<p class="MsoNormal"></p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">The 2<sup>nd</sup> Thursday in june is Miracle day. </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Today its raining Truncleopods and the windshield wipers on my car were magically replaced. </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">We usually wait around for every fifth or so year because, something to do with the planets alignment or something, but usually every fifth Miracle day is really really amazing.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Like, for the last one, June 8<sup>th</sup> 2006? World peace all day. I swear to god. They called it WPday for short. Because W-PAD day didn’t sound good. That, the peace thing, and there were also the <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal">myriads beyond myriads</b> of magical beasts swarming the globe. </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">For one day,</p> <p class="MsoNormal">- <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal">in the oceans</b>, Eel Ghosts, Porpucuspules, Glow-Era Wales, Electric Crust-Aces, and all manner of magical schools swimming beneath the green tides; Farwhals, Nearwhals and Norwhals, Glacier wurms, SeaRay’s and of course the great Stingy Sponge<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><o:p></o:p></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">-<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal">in the skies</b>, Firebirds, Air and Waterbirds, No-eye birds and All-eye birds, Bloody Venemous Clown Bats (OMG really? Yeah!!!! We fucking stayed in doors!) Jelly Angels, Great diamond-clawed Vampreys ( who are actually Vampire Lamprey’s, but we were so scared of the clown bats, we really didn’t give a fuck….) and so many other types of flying and flapping swoopers;</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">And</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify">-<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal">on land, </b>the <u>form<i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">fitting</i> fauna</u>, such as the<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"> </b>Equihorsey guys, the Pink Flamingos and Scorpy Riders (Scorpions who ride other scorpions through the desert).<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"> </b>Giant Minks, who are so old and wise, you wish you could bother them for a riddle or something but, they just sigh and go about their miracle day….<a style="mso-footnote-id:ftn1" href="file:///C:/Users/4/Desktop/Really%20Puddy.doc#_ftn1" name="_ftnref1" title=""><span class="MsoFootnoteReference"><span style="mso-special-character:footnote"><span class="MsoFootnoteReference"><span style="font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language: EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SAfont-family:";font-size:12.0pt;">[1]</span></span></span></span></a></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Man what I would give to have just 20 minutes listening to a Giant Mink deeply breathe and sigh…., on land…. Right</p> <p class="MsoNormal">There were lot of also <u>form<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">less</i> </u>fauna, like that shit, that goops up all together and smushes itself around but then can shapeshift into anything, we called it ReallyPuddy, or,<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>the BlinkCritters (who are gone when you blink, and then flicker back into existence one last time after you think your alone, so you once again know that you are just perhaps, a little too giddy on Miracle day) the Great Ancient Stone Ghosts and the Flickering Uglies everywhere…</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Oh man that day was fucking incredible. We knew, because of the Karas Pact <i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">(C. Manga or something look it up….)</i> that none of us would be harmed, that we were safe and sound in our one same verse…. But, I swear, that was probably the only miracle day I have been alive for that I always look back on as the best. ….</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">But on days like today, I still feel like miracle day is something for kids, like the rest of these holidays. The magic, the activities always unbeknownst and unplanned but simply,</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Revealed…</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Still is very strong for me, but its not so overwhelming anymore. When I was little I would see my dad do shit like I have to do now, like scrape ice off my car and I would say, “Dad, Dad why are you frowning?” and he would say he wasn’t and I would go ahead and ask, why he didn’t have a smile, strait on beaming like I did. And he would just shrug. Because he didn’t have a frown or a smile, just a face for scraping ice from your windshield while your kid is sitting in the car enveloped in awe and curiosity…</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">So, I guess, coming to realize then, that there are so many mundane things, that we still have to deal with on Miracle Day, that I wouldn’t really care if they just got rid of the whole thing all together. </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Today anyway 1, 15, 1010 seems preety cool… oh shit… wait…</p> <p class="MsoNormal">It’s the Third Thirsday!</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Wait? What the fuck is happening? Why are there Miracles happening on Days other than Miracle Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Hey?! Wait that’s right! Last Thursday My house burned down while still standing (stayed fine the whole time, its hard to explain…) while I was at work and my kids told me that they stayed in side to watch it happen with the kittie… !</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Meybe…. Maybe….meybe its, just, another new type of holiday? Which focuses on more, miracles? ?How come this wasn’t on the news today?</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal"><span style="background:yellow;mso-highlight:yellow">Speaking off stage</span><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">-hey honey? Did you see anything on cspan today about extra miracles?<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">-what?<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">-Extra Miracles… like, you realize that shit is going on out here and its not Miracle day anymore<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">-Oh, Ok. So whats the question?<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">-Sorry. Never mind….<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Um. Oh. Kay…. Well…. I will go wipe some truncleopods off my car and see whatelse there is to see I guess…..</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Uh…. Want a Krispy Kreme? 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Bloodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03831660391399928470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14615903.post-30602880281595806042009-10-21T13:24:00.000-07:002009-10-21T13:25:07.763-07:00<p class="MsoNormal">Just beneath the clouds, there’s air only certain people can breathe. </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Stuck took the truck through the flooded mud drain to get there. Approximately 17 miles long, periodic rivulets of concrete plugged up by moldy leaves and rust covered grocery carts emptied foaming alive water from the surrounding slaughterhouses and created bubbly springs of enzyme teeming oxygen. Stuck took a deep breath. His stomach and lungs were beginning to react violently, the acids and the bile in them were already fermenting their own energies, but he squeezed his thigh muscles and took deep breaths. He was carrying old fridges, tiny holes in the network of Freon tubes leaked it into the air. Little blood molecules making love with the freeon ones floating upwards.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Stuck had leased the truck from Killer Eyes Winters. Killer Eyes was from Euclid Ontario, his mother was the daughter of a french steward but she was a whore and then an eternally working seamstress and he was brought up on cornmeal, lard and licorice. <span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>But acted like he was better than Stuck.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Stuck took no offense. He got the money for the truck by making promises to his nephew Henry Bee Lee that he would bring back money from the fridges. </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Stuck was from Rancid Arizona. It’s below Rumour. He did this before, trucking, except with people. The ones from Mexico and below proper didn’t look him in the eyes and the ones from Guatemala let him watch them wash their eyes when he stopped and sprayed water on their backs at that one gas station in Nowhere, I mean nowhere. </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Stuck ran away from his family because there were too many of them and he kept getting in to trouble by making more of them come into being. Except there was this one kid he had called Dew who he knew was going to be a great man.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">At the end of the mud drain there was a north bound gravel road to the copper dump. It was his favorite road because of how the sulfurous hot streams smelled. Sometimes they did like when he used to watch Pinnochio in his mothers apartment. How he imagined the part where they smoked cigars till they got sick and watched the little burlesque marionettes.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Grass, green and brown grew next to the concrete everything. There were stairs up to the brick factory wall that was partially crumbling and covered in bright graffiti, strait lines bleed, shaded by diffuse red and black outlines, on top of older pieces, on top of the old factory sign Stuck nor anyone would ever see again that said</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“Fowle Co. Thunder Anvils.” Fowle was a devil worshiping commie Yugoslavian, his Co., him and his brothers and his Irish wildmen, making Thunder Anvils, were successful during the war, when America needed all the Thunder Anvils it could get to drop on Nazi’s and Slavs.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">He pulled the truck on to a loading dock, looked at the Holy Virgin on the dashboard for a second and pulled out a clip board. Then he walked in. There was no one in the huge old warehouse, but he saw the stairs up to the office, went up there and knocked.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“Is there a Luther here?”</p> <p class="MsoNormal">“Yeah. Im Luther.”</p> <p class="MsoNormal">“I have the fridges”</p> <p class="MsoNormal">“Go unload them”</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">He did. Luther gave him a check for $300. </p> <p class="MsoNormal">He went to the girl he was living with’s house. She was smoking on the porch. Sticking needles into a bowl full of opaque Jelly.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“I have the money. Here.” He looked at her freckles and how they were vibrating on top of her skin.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">“Thankyou.” </p> <p class="MsoNormal">“Winters will call in about three days. Give him the keys, Henry” </p> <p class="MsoNormal">“Ok. Where<i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal"> you</i> going?” She cleared her throat and the mucus stung. Her best hour was the one right before he got here. When the coffee was enough in her, the walls were lit by the sun and the idea that she could really feel her own ideas, understand them thouroughly and logically shape them was strong.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">“Im going back to Toronto.” Once he was a paint huffer there. He saw angels swim up from the paint and into the bottom of his eyes. Inside the bottom of his neck was an infinite vacuum. He grew up though when the aliens came and told him that he was going to become a retard if he kept doing that.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">“What are you going to do about Henry?” </p> <p class="MsoNormal">“Henry… Ill call him from Toronto and tell him Ive been communicating with his dead mother. </p> <p class="MsoNormal">“That’s horrible.”</p> <p class="MsoNormal">“I know.”</p> <p class="MsoNormal">“Anyway he already talks to her and if your story’s not strait with hers hell start to figure the whole thing out.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">The Aliens came in August. They had already sent word by sending codes through the worlds entire electricity infrastructure</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p>Bloodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03831660391399928470noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14615903.post-33878520307984996352009-02-23T07:08:00.000-08:002014-03-12T09:51:53.069-07:00I sometimes have a fantasy involving portable shadows. More than ever these days when I try to trap shadows to experiment with the spectrums I end up taking deep breaths. Heres how it usually goes. I look down and down looks lower than the usual down. I see dark areas on the ground and have to decide if these are real: the dark areas under my eyes are just so much darker. Im getting older. I use to be able to drink mercury to calibrate my silver levels before I’d try, but now I get heartburn. I use to walk through the wading pools that gather, and find tiny lights at the bottom of them to put in my bag I got, but nowadays my feet get waterlogged and I get stung by the jellyfishes who swim in their own light.<br />
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But whenever I have this fantasy I remember that my cousin is coming in august. He’s lived in the shadowplane for so long that he’s nearly pass-through able. He’s coming because my baby daughter was born about a year and a half ago and he hasn’t seen her yet. Shes my only favorite light. Me and my fiancé found her soul sitting out there on the runway when were coming down last time we went to outer space. Her name is Judyta. She will always be climbing on my arms and asking me questions without words- about how our family lives all over the place- where are they and when will they come see her?<br />
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Specifically once she said (w/o using words) “I wanna meet our grandparents a lot. Don’t they live in Fiji? Wheres Fiji?<br />
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“Well honey, first of all we cant go to Fiji anymore. We were banned when we spilled soy sauce in the public library. Second of all, they don’t live in Fiji. They live in Fuji."<br />
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“Where? "<br />
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“In Fuji. They live in cameras.”<br />
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“I saw pictures of them, is that what you mean?”<br />
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“Yes babyta. We can only see them if we take pictures with Fuji cameras.”<br />
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“Why not daddy?”<br />
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“Because they died honey.”<br />
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“Why? D’they die?”<br />
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“Because the government still makes people die honey.”<br />
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“So… howcome they’re still in the cameras?”<br />
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“Because the Fuji corporation got the rights to souls. From the soul spectrum- the FCC took it over… it’s a little complicated. Your only 1.”<br />
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“Im not a baby. What’s the Government?”<br />
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“Yes. You’re still a Babyta Judyta.”<br />
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So. I want to carry shadows. And my cousin lives among them, He has a lot of properties. A lot of old houses and haunted hotels. He knows all about shadows. He shares a lot of their properties too- like how he changes where he is based on the sun going down etc…<br />
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So Ill ask him. But I know whats gonna happen. He’s gonna tell me about 40% lies. He’s always done that. Like Granpa did.<br />
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So. I’m still gonna have to get peer review for when I publish my research. That’s fine. The problem is Im not much of an academic. I work for an architectural consulting firm. My specialty is designing dark areas. Always dark areas. Deep down or locked always. Wherever no ones gonna even see them. So why does it matter? Because its federal law? Who knows? The inspectors fuck with the owners of the property. That’s about as far as I get into it…. Its just we have to do it before we submit the plans, and thats my job.<br />
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Designing the insides of nothing.<br />
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Judyta loves candy from the mountains. I’m gonna ask my cousin to go over Galaga pass to get some on his way here. I gotta remember to put that on my calendar. Im not that good at remembering things but, giving candy to little ones is among the morst important things. That’s why dentists are persecuted in our country.<br />
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They immigrated here from Europe just like everyone else but they get a raw deal here, everbody hates them.<br />
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I have lobbied for abolition of dentist oppression laws, but I love my sweetheart so I did it half-assed. I know, that in the next life, the meek dentists will inherit the earth with all the other meek service providers, so its ok.<br />
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I got one of those lazer pointers from my fiancé for Hannukah. You ever played with one of those? My cats love it and my dog is vehemently against it. Its needed for my research so I keep it. (And secretly think its like the coolest, most important invention of the last 10 years, the one before that being the smoke machine, and before that the drum machine.) I point the lazer deep into the areas Im traversing and see who’s there. I sometimes hear laughing and giggling (because lazers tickle ghosts). It doesn’t really tell me anything though. I have to rely more on my Night Vision lenses than anything because… well, I don’t really understand why but it seems that in pitch black the structural elements of the building become more formless. The lazer wont tell me the depth of the place I’m in, rather it will tell me where the furthest wall would be if the room were properly lit.<br />
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And it’s the same with me. My face doesn’t look the same in deep darkness as it does in light… so it doesn’t work the same. I don’t see the same things with my same eyes. My glasses become unnecessary and my heartbeat changes my ability to perceive things without fear.<br />
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Fear is the reason I’m doing all this. As the government use to say “The unknown is the only thing we have to protect ourselves from. So we must venture there. And put an end to it.” Now adays we have the shitty politicians, like Blagojevich and the like, who preetymuch spend all their time hanging out around unknown elements, immoral and dark and scandalous. But I bite my lips and go out there into where I fear, for people. People like my little candy eater. And other people like her.<br />
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My fiancé looks at me when I come home and have all that darkness on my shirts, and she knows it’s a good thing rather than anything. She works in retail, where theres always a lot of light. But she still spends a lot of time delving. And I know Judyta will too. I don’t know why, I just know.<br />
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